MEDIA-HYPED MOLESTER PROTECTOR: FRANCIS IS THE NEW UNCLE TED.
PETER’S FRANCISPENCE
COMMUNIST FRANCISVATICAN: BAD IDEAS ARE US
SOCIAL JUSTICE FRANCISTOPIA: PROTESTANT CHINESE CHURCH DESTROYED TO THE GROUND IN MINUTES
SHEA CELEBRATES BELOVED ‘WHERE IS PETER? FRANCISBLOG: “I CAN UNDERSTAND THE BENEDICT IDEA OF HAVING A SMALLER CHURCH, BUT I CAN’T GRASP THE CONCEPT OF A CHURCH SO SMALL THAT IT DOESN’T INCLUDE THE ‘POPE.’
“AND FOR THE RECORD, HOLINESS, I FOR ONE WILL CONTINUE TO REJECT COMMUNISM, ATHEISM, MATERIALISM, GNOSTICISM, AND THE OTHER HERESIES PROMULGATED, ENDORSED, AND LOVED BY THE GLOBO-WEENIES WHO YOU HAVE WRITING THESE STUPID SCREEDS.”
SCARY ROBOT LADY WOULD BE #3 IN THAT HOLY FRANCISSEE
DYING ON THE WAY TO MASS, AT MASS OR AFTER MASS DOES NOT MAKE ONE A MARTYR.
COMMUNIST SPANISH FRANCISLEADER FORCED TO FORM NEW GOV’T AFTER THOSE EVIL ‘POPULISTS’ GAIN OVER ‘CONSERVATIVES’
AMERICA-HATING REVOLUTIONARY: IF PETER IS SOME FRANCIS, DON’T GIVE TO HIS EVIL PENCE
WERE WE GIVEN PROPHETIC WARNINGS ABOUT FRANCIS?
FLEE THE CITIES
“SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ‘GROWTH’ THAT IMPOSES A DE FACTO NEED FOR TWO INCOMES”
RUINED CALIFORNIA: WHERE A PRIEST CAN NO LONGER HEAR CONFESSION?
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER STRING OF BAD NEWS COMING FROM THE VATICAN: INVOLVEMENT IN THE FINANCING OF ILLEGALS, BEATIFICATION OF THE NEXT COMMIEPRIEST, AND THE VISUAL ANTIC OF A POPE WEARING A TURBAN AND SMILING LIKE THE ASS HE IS.
WE WILL, VERY LIKELY, DIE WHEN ATHEISTS AND HOMOSEXUALS RUN THE CHURCH
DEATHCHURCH: LATIN AMERICAN BISHOPS TO PETITION THE HOLINESS FOR SOME HOLY NEW EUCHARISTIC FRANCISPRAYERS
‘BY POURING MONIES INTO ILLEGAL MIGRANT CARAVANS, FRANCIS IS FACILITATING THE SOARING CRIME RATES OF HUMAN TRAFFICKING, ILLEGAL DRUGS, CRIMINAL ORGANIZATIONS, AND EXPLOITATION OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN, ALONG WITH THE ORGANIZED PARTICIPATION OF SOROS AND THE UN’
WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS CHURCH
IS SINGING SR. CRISTINA’S MOTHER SUPERIOR ‘BORN THAT WAY’ TOO?
DIVINE MERCY SUNDAY: THERE IS A REASON THAT IT WAS BANNED IN THE FIRST PLACE