“HOMOSEXUALITY A “SIN” AND “SOMETHING TO BE REPENTANT OF, NOT SOMETHING TO BE FLAUNTED, PRAISED OR POLITICIZED” – FRANKLIN GRAHAM SAYS WHAT FRANCIS AND HIS PERVBISHOPS WERE SUPPOSED TO
IF ONLY HE WERE POPE SARAH
LORD HAVE MERCY ON US IN OUR IGNORANCE
SHEA: THE VIEW THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN CATHOLIC DOCTRINES WE MUST BELIEVE, AND ALL THIS EVIL FRANCISGARBAGE CAN BE ‘BLOWN OFF’ IS “AN INCREDIBLY COMMON–AND INCREDIBLY IMPOVERISHED–VIEW OF OUR INTELLECTUAL, MORAL, AND SPIRITUAL FORMATION AS CATHOLICS!”
WITCH-MOMS: IF CHARLIZE THERON’S SON DECIDED HE WANTED TO BE LIKE TRUMP, INSTEAD OF A GIRL, SHE’D PROBABLY ADOPT HIM OUT
FR. HUNWICKE: THIS IS NOT A PONTIFICATE IN WHICH TELLING THE TRUTH HAS A HIGH PRIORITY. OR ANY DISCERNIBLE PRIORITY. HAPPILY, HOWEVER, THE FORMER ROMAN PONTIFF HAS NOT QUITE ALLOWED MELLOW OLD AGE TO BLUNT HIS CAPACITY FOR DEFT SHARPNESS.
NOTRE DAME FIRE: CHIEF ARCHITECT SAYS “ANCIENT OAK DOESN’T BURN LIFE THAT.”
THE FRAME-UP OF ARLINGTON FR. ESCALANTE: FAMED FR. PAUL SCALIA STEPS IN IT.
ROSY REMNANT: IMAGINE WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE FOR SECULARIST PARIS—UP TO AND INCLUDING THE LIBERALS IN OFFICE—FOR EVERYONE IN THAT CITY TO BE UNITED FOR THE NEXT HALF-DECADE IN THE RESTORATION OF NOTRE DAME!
CURSED CANADA AND ITS GAY DOLLAR
SATANIC TEMPLE SAYS IT’S BEEN RECOGNIZED AS A CHURCH BY THE IRS